The Adventures of Bimbolinaho

The Blonde leading the Blind...

Humorist, Cycnic, Blogger, Blonde. Kinda like Grumpy Cat, but with boobs. Judging stupid people is my real job.#theblondeleadingtheblind

 

Juice Fast Day 1

So, I'm doing this juice fast while I'm off from work this week. Don't judge me. 

My nutritionist, my Doctor and I agree that body needs a hard reboot. If all goes well, there's a chance I can lessen the severity of my Food Allergies. Not to mention, the added bonus of weight loss. Besides, 10 days isn't an impossible goal. I may change my mind about that by day 5 but, we'll see…

I can tell you, so far, it hasn't been that bad. Everything I read made me think I'd be camped out in my bathroom for the first 48 hours hoping my ass wouldn't fall off. However, nothing like that has happened. Which means one of 2 things: My system is is very clean to begin with or I have intestinal blockage that is going to erupt like 2000 year old Volcano leaving a Bimbolina-sized crater in it's wake. 

Stay tuned...