The 6th Sign of the Impending Zombie Apocalypse
Happy Birthday 50th Cosmo!! In celebration of their 50th Birthday, Cosmopolitan Magazine decided to design a hilarious cover starring the 6 most famous zombies in the US. What a fantastic Halloween Prank!! It is a prank, right? If it is, It's Hilarious!! If it's not, it's still HILARIOUS!!! I don't think it's a coincidence that "Easiest Workout for an Epic Ass" is conveniently placed over Kourtney or that "Decode His Crazy Mind Tricks" sits over Kim, although it's thisclose to Kylie as well. Maybe she needs a Tyga Tamer? And then there's poor Khloe... "Fashion Under $50 & Makeup Under $10" is splashed across her torso implying what we already know; she's the bargain basement Kardashian. (She's likely to get her own clothing line at Walmart....eventually, you know, once Sears passes on it.)
Then there's Kris, sitting front and center with a trite smile in a vain attempt to make us forget her ex-husband would rather live alone as a woman than live with her as a man. Kendall is the only one of them to walk away unscathed. Well, she is a model after all. Cosmo didn't want to sh*t where they eat, I guess.
So, congratulations Cosmo on 50 years of quality journalism. In keeping with your current theme of covers, maybe for your 60th cover you can reunite Jared Fogle with his victims for a "Where are they now" issue.
At least that would be in better taste...