I Found the Kris Jenner Sex Tape! (NSFW)
TMZ's got nothing on me! I found the tape that everyone has been talking about. I guess the guy who was trying to extort $$$ from Pimp Mama Kris gave up and released it on the internet because I found it on YouTube. Click the Photo Below (NSFW) :
What?! I think there is striking resemblance, don't you? The joke here is anyone believing someone would be willing to pay even a nickel to watch this old bag brush her dentures let alone have sex... If this tape exists, ( and who's still shooting on tape?!) I hope she and Ryan Seacrest choke on it.