The Adventures of Bimbolinaho

The Blonde leading the Blind...

Humorist, Cycnic, Blogger, Blonde. Kinda like Grumpy Cat, but with boobs. Judging stupid people is my real job.#theblondeleadingtheblind

 

You can't make this sh*t up...

In tribute to her nasty, classless, obnoxious Mom-ager, who was in my place of business today, I needed to share with my readers this newest WTF?! moment from the "I'll do anything for money because my name is Kardashian" camp. On the reality show she shares with her fatter sister, Kim Kardashian under went a "Vampire Facial". At first, I was intrigued. What kind of facials do vampires need? And what kind of fame whoring, pathetic, society vampire wants to have a facial named after them? Or is it a fad contrived to keep the Twilight phenomenon alive?  The answer is even more ludicrous than my questions...  So, KK....I'm calling her KK now because I get less nauseous if I don't say her full name, so KK goes to some clinic, or spa, or asylum and agrees to have one of these rituals/facials on camera. The procedure includes taking blood from her arm and processing it in some space-aged machine to remove the platelets and then injecting it back into face. That's right. She injected blood into her face. More than once.

The good news: it hurt her. A lot...

The bad news: it didn't stop her from taking pictures of herself.

My favorite part; her crying into the camera and saying if face-lifts hurt as much as this procedure, she's never gonna have one.  Hmmm....I would have thought she'd already knew how painful face lifts are by looking at her step-daddy's face, but whatever...

God, I hate these people...