The Adventures of Bimbolinaho

The Blonde leading the Blind...

Humorist, Cycnic, Blogger, Blonde. Kinda like Grumpy Cat, but with boobs. Judging stupid people is my real job.#theblondeleadingtheblind

 

Juice Fast Day 4

Every time I think my tank is completely empty, I'm proven wrong. Over and over again...  

I'm here to tell you, I haven't had to buy this much toilet paper in my life. I'm ashamed to admit I stared long and hard at the "Depends" aisle of Target yesterday. I refused to cave in to the fear. I will not willingly create a commonality between me & my elderly clientele. If I sh*t myself in public I'll do it with all the horror and embarrassment a normal, healthy, young adult can muster. Sure, I'll die of humiliation but it's better than having the post-pubescent, knuckle dragging cashier judge me when I check out. 

I'm down 3 more pounds, (that's 8 lbs total). I'm still not hungry and my room mates can't believe my lack of violence when dealing with people. Especially the stupid ones. They were convinced they'd have to talk me down from a ledge with promises of pepperoni pizza with extra cheese by now.

Well, it's early yet…