The Adventures of Bimbolinaho

The Blonde leading the Blind...

Humorist, Cycnic, Blogger, Blonde. Kinda like Grumpy Cat, but with boobs. Judging stupid people is my real job.#theblondeleadingtheblind

 

The "iAssault"; A new approach to an old problem...

Never in my life would I have anticipated reading about Apple products and violence against women in the same article. Today was that day. The douche bag in the photo above is Eric Bischoff. He's a member of the FDNY from Staten Island and was arrested recently for beating his wife over the head with an iPad. Yeah......I said iPad.  Clearly communication is not finely honed skill used by this couple, but c'mon, man! Have some respect for the iPad! Please understand I'm NOT condoning or advocating violence against anyone, especially women. But I wasn't there. He may have been justified in his anger but, dude! Don't take it out on the iPad!  Your wife has resources she can turn to for help. The iPad has d*ck! The Geniuses aren't gonna help you piece the iPad back together after mangle it on your wife's thick skull. The only way this article could've been any better for me was if he had to have his iPhone surgically removed from his ass after his wife got her licks in...