The Adventures of Bimbolinaho

The Blonde leading the Blind...

Humorist, Cycnic, Blogger, Blonde. Kinda like Grumpy Cat, but with boobs. Judging stupid people is my real job.#theblondeleadingtheblind

 

Save the Ta-Ta's

So last week, Rep. Rayne Brown from NC co-sponsored a Bill that will make it a felony to ""external organs of sex and of excretion, including the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast."  Well, I'm glad she clarified it's only the female breasts at issue because I feared for the sanctity of the weekend shirtless lawn mowers association. Personally, I'm offended that men are excluded from this proposed law. Male nipples are not above reproach. Especially the one's with hair growing out of them. She went on to explain,  "there are communities across this state, there’s local governments across this state, and also local law enforcement for whom this issue is really not a laughing matter."  Brown said that she was prompted, in part, by Asheville NC's second annual topless protest and women's rally this past August. Isn't that sweet? Except that she seems to forget NC is home base for all things NASCAR. And NASCAR and titty bars go hand in hand, kinda like Catholic Priests and alter boys. One can't exist without the other...  This could have a huge impact on the state's economy. Not forgetting the damage this could do to the Hooter's franchise. I mean, the Hooter's girls aren't topless but you can totally see through those skimpy tank tops.  Will that constitute a misdemeanor?

So much for the "job creators"...