The Adventures of Bimbolinaho

The Blonde leading the Blind...

Humorist, Cycnic, Blogger, Blonde. Kinda like Grumpy Cat, but with boobs. Judging stupid people is my real job.#theblondeleadingtheblind

 

Randomness

Did you know ….  that the first time I saw Jack in the Box commercial, the one where the guy tells his mother he’s getting married and when she asks him who’s the lucky girl, he says, “It’s not a girl, it’s….” For the briefest second I was so happy for the Prop 8 people! I thought they had garnered some serious cash and were starting a media campaign for the Same Sex Marriage Bill. And then the douche in the commercial said he was marrying bacon and I lost interest.  I’ve never understood what this Country’s problem is with Gay Marriage. As far as I’m concerned, they have the right to lose half of their sh*t just like the rest of us. Personally, I think our economy could benefit in a big way if Gay Marriage becomes legal. Three words: Gay. Bridal. Registry.  You know Nordstroms and Lowes Home Improvement are just foaming at the mouth at the idea. But no….we have to endure 30 seconds of what American culture finds much more acceptable; Beastiality & Necrophilia. Bravo, Jack in the Box. Bravo.

 

So, I was driving from work the other day and got stuck in a small traffic jam because one of the lanes was closed due to some road construction.  There was ample warning for us to merge into the other lane, so I did. As did several of the other drivers… We were all ducks in a row waiting patiently for our turn to go thru the red light. Just as I was about to move up in line to position # 2, a big black truck comes flying up beside me and tries to cut in front of me before the other lane ends. Being new to LA, I didn’t know that douche bags have the right of way and I cut him off because I wasn’t going to miss the light again which caused him to stop short because he almost hit the construction signs. I get to the next light and he and his buddy pull up next to me. They roll the window down and the his friend is leaning out of the window yelling at me, “Hey! What is your f*cking problem?!” As my traditional Southern upbringing taught me to do, I waved and said I was sorry as I pulled away when the light turned green. I get to the next light and they pull up on the other side of me and now the asshole driver is leaning out of his window and he yells, “Why don’t you go back to North Carolina, you fat f*cking white trash bitch!!”  Now, I’m pissed. Nobody talks to a Sweet petite flower of the South like that. So, summoned my Southern charm, rolled down the passenger window and yelled back, “ Why don’t you go back to your trailer park and f*ck your Mother and your dog and your friend you Brokeback looking Motherf*cker!” He did not take kindly to my suggestion...