The Adventures of Bimbolinaho

The Blonde leading the Blind...

Humorist, Cycnic, Blogger, Blonde. Kinda like Grumpy Cat, but with boobs. Judging stupid people is my real job.#theblondeleadingtheblind

 

I think it's time for an intervention.

Last week, as I was packing for my trip, my cat was giving me world class attitude. Not surprising really... Anytime the suitcases come in from the garage, the games begin. This time he waited until the morning I was leaving to really f*ck with me. He insisted on helping me make my bed. Mind you, he's been told repeatedly that I don't need his help but that didn't deter him. Oh, no. He was hell bent on making me miss my plane. The only reason I was even bothered to make the bed in the first place is because he goes on a hunger strike if he can't cuddle with Pooh & friends on a freshly made bed. (I'm going to be gone for 2 weeks and I didn't want to come home to a anorexic kitty...)  Here's how it went down:

First, I couldn't get him off of the bed.

Then, we played a sadistic form of peek-a-boo which almost cost me a finger.

And after all the agony, this is the thanks I get...

Smug bastard... My roommate sent me this picture this afternoon. I can tell my furry little asshole is beside himself from missing his Mom.

Clearly, I need to reevaluate this relationship....