The Adventures of Bimbolinaho

The Blonde leading the Blind...

Humorist, Cycnic, Blogger, Blonde. Kinda like Grumpy Cat, but with boobs. Judging stupid people is my real job.#theblondeleadingtheblind

 

Is it safe to watch TV again?

I've about had it with all the interruptions of my would-be quality tv watching. One debate after another. Baseball playoffs and world series.... I would agree that both of these things are important to our culture but do I really have to sit through all of it?  Can't get a cliff's notes version of the debates? The outcome isn't going to change who I'm voting for... I mean, I've seen "Book of Mormon" but I have no interest in living in a sister-wife society.  And I really don't give a shit about baseball. All I know is it's Monday night, I'm in my fat girls pants ready to relax away my iPhone 5 induced PTSD by keeping my weekly date with my favorite TV friends whose lives are much more interesting than mine, and what am I doing? I'm watching Children of the Corn on Netflix while I bitch to you on my blog.  You remember Children of the Corn, don't you? A Mid eighties dramatization of one of Stephen King's sunnier stories, starring Linda Hamilton before she went all terminator-butch on us and had that machete-wielding, chess club reject, called Malachi, who had only one line he said over and over again, "OUTLANDER!" and completely turned me off of Ginger guys for the rest of my life. Yeah.  This is what my life has become...  No inspiring conversations involving a Foreign Policy that would include banishing the Kardashian's to a 3rd world Nation as punishment for the damage they've done to our society and, this is really important, no Castle starring my future husband, Nathan Fillion.  Seriously.... I may have to cut a bitch if something doesn't change soon...

P.S.  Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure it was Mitt Romney who played "He Who Walks Behind the Rows..."