The Adventures of Bimbolinaho

The Blonde leading the Blind...

Humorist, Cycnic, Blogger, Blonde. Kinda like Grumpy Cat, but with boobs. Judging stupid people is my real job.#theblondeleadingtheblind

 

I Don't Want to Witness Anything...

I like to think of myself as a tolerant person. I try very hard not to be a judgmental jerk when faced with views that differ from my own. But I have a question that needs answering and I apologize in advance to those it may offend...

 

What the f*ck did Jehovah witness that makes his followers pull me from my bed early on a Saturday morning?!

Seriously, people?!!! I don't come to your house at 2am offering you a copy of The Da Vinci Code and ask if you'd like to know more about the Priory of Sion. Leave me alone! You're running a close second to "Scientology" for the title of 'Most Annoying Religion' in my book.

It's not that I'm a non believer... Let's just say, I certain have doubts. Most of which have to do with Mankind's interpretation of  several of the Faiths out there. I don't advertise my beliefs because I was taught that spirituality is a personal, private affair. I'm not "all in your face" about it and I'd appreciate it the favor was returned in kind. If I wanted to know more about your faith, I'd ask. Or research it. But as it stands, I don't want to know more. I'm happy in my ignorance. 

And I'm assuming going door to door in this day & age is some kind of initiation right. If they don't get force fed at least one copy of "The Watch Tower" pamphlets by the end of the day, they're in the club. 

I thought religious organizations frowned upon hazing...