Things I heard at PT Today
Things I heard at PT Today:
"I'm not a bender!"
"Well, now you're all mucked up."
"I am just covered in your goop!"
"Now I'm gonna have to call Windstream"
"I don't even know what an Android is!"
"Having a patient with a case of the walking farts comes in handy when you work in a nursing home because you always know where they are."
"Do you know what a "Code Brown" is?'
"I just keep peddling & peddling but I don't ever get anywhere."
"Do you know if there's an app for that?"
"The Israelis are the one's with the guns & the Palestinians are the one with the rocks. At least, that's how I tell them apart."
"No! No! No! Do not take your pants off!"
"There's a new cure for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome; it's called an iPad" - Yep, That one was mine! ; )